when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble
"Are you high? Do you need to sit down? I’ve never seen anyone mess up a combination like that."
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Theo James is so sexy I’d buy an audio book of him reading the dictionary.
It was 30 years ago today that the Breakfast Club met for detention
Happy birthday, Marianela Núñez
I might be single but at least my pirouettes aren’t
"I Wasn’t Going to Stay Up Until 1 am Yet Here We Are."
And later, “I Wasn’t Going to Eat The Whole Box Yet Here I Am, Again.”
Yahoo mail has a love letter autocompose for valentines day… here are some winners.